Toucan finds a traffic cam

Toucan finds a traffic cam
Instead of withholding love to change somebody, I poured it on, lavishly. I hoped that love would work like a magnet, pulling people from the mire and toward healing. I knew this was the way God loved me. God had never withheld love to teach me a lesson.
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reasons why I love robert downey jr:
#01 his legs
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what did gatsby say when myrtle got hit by a car
oopsie daisy
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I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
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Britain in a GIFset.
This is the most accurate thing in the history of ever.
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C I R C L E T S (x)
I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets.
No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it.
I WANNA BE AN ELF
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Yes
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- what’s up
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